NEENAW, NEENAW; FASHION POLICE.
CRIME #1; Leggings as pants
CRIME #1; Leggings as pants
I absolutely hate it when I see someone wearing leggings as pants. Unless they are of the jegging/tregging variety, leggings should not be worn as an alternative to jeans. They are unflattering at the best of times, and are only acceptable when worn with a top which covers the rear-end area.
To sum up my point; leggings fail to qualify as trousers.
(Think camel toe and unsightly VPL)
Jennifer Love committing the ultimate crime.
CRIME #2; Looking 'Jersey Shore'
Everybody loves the occasional episode of Jersey Shore; at least in secret they do. But though you may love watching Snooki's antics on the screen, does not mean you should try and emulate her style.
Over-tanning, too much cleavage, and tight man-tanks are definite no-nos when it comes to styling yourself.
Snooki
CRIME #3; Over-Plucked Eyebrows
Most young girls will one day find themselves realizing that something has to be done about the two bushes growing above their eyes. They will borrow their mother's tweezers and attack their eyebrows in a long session of bedroom plucking. Big mistake.
Over-plucked eyebrows are a big no-no in the fashion world nowadays. Let them grow back, before it's too late.
I came across this tragedy on Google images.
CRIME #4; Excess Makeup
I love makeup, I really do. But sometimes I see the most heinous crimes being committed against the cosmetics world. Orange tidemarks, panda eyes, clumpy mascara; we've seen it all. Makeup is amazing, and most certainly complimentary when used in the right quantity.
Taylor Momsen looking like she let a five year old loose on her eyes with a Sharpie.
CRIME #5; Ill-Fitting Clothing
It's always tempting to buy something if it's dirt cheap, or if you love it but they only have it in one size too small. But it's not worth it. By wearing ill-fitting clothes, you're really not doing yourself any favours. Make sure your jeans are long enough, and that nothing is so tight that you're struggling to breathe.
Mmmm.
